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Happy Thanksgiving from Phoenix Real Estate Guy!
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Preach on! Awesome post, my friend!
It's almost like the bank would prefer to go through the whole foreclosure process to end up owning yet another home!
Reminds me of two things:
1) Bill Engvall's 'Here's your sign' bits- "Oh, they need a mortgage?" "No, they just filled out a dozen sections on a purchase contract because they were bored. Here's your sign."
2) The 'Potential' Demotivator poster- "Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up."
I haven't found a lender yet that actually reads the purchase contract. Oh....that doesn't apply to them, didn't you know? They are SPECIAL and I guess their fax machines are constantly on the move. The best explanation I have gotten lately is that they are receiving faxes electronically but only certain faxes are actually received that way! I was told that one yesterday.......
Keep your comments coming!
Vicky
It's WIN WIN WIN and LOSE/WIN!
WIN: Buyer gets a new home.
WIN: You get rid of a non paying mortgage
WIN: I make money
LOSE/WIN: The feds give the taxes I pay to you in the form of another TARP/Bank Bailout.
The deck is stacked in your favor Mr. Banker, just staff the loss mitigation dept and we are off to the races.
I don't have an account at this bank. But, from time to time I get a check that is theirs and I don't want to fill out a deposit slip and drop it in the BANK where I do have an account. I mean it is for $45 so I do what I have always done. I drive up to the drive-in window. Wait my turn because there are three cars ahead of me and each one takes about 5 minutes.
When I get to the window and hand over my check and driver's license the lady fumbles around for about 3 minutes and then asks if I have an account. No. I just want to cash the check written on your bank. Well, if you are not a customer and will need to come inside. My five minutes are up. I think to myself, do I want to refuse to move my car until she cashs their check and make everyone behind me mad as hell or do I want to go inside or maybe just down the street to my BANK.
I go inside and bingo a line of just one person - who seems to have been standing there for quite some time. There is the teller at the drive-in and two tellers on the counter - both helping an older gentleman with some big banking problem he must have created that one teller could not fix. The one teller looks up and says she will be right with us. The girl in front of me doesn't seem to impressed with the declaration. About 5 minutes go by and another bank person walks by and suggests we all move up so the teller can see us waiting. This really makes the girl in front of me happy - and she replies that the teller can see us all just fine, to the banker who disappears into an office.
I see the real reason she wants us to move up is because now there is a line of customers out the door. Finally, I get to a teller who takes the check and driver's license fumbles around for about 2 minutes and asks me if I have an account with them. No, the check is from your bank and I want to cash it. Would I like to open an account? No, thanks. Two more minutes standing there like a dope and I am handed my cash.
Just when I was thinking, let's give real estate over to the banks since they can't make any bigger mess of real estate than the NAR and current broker system, they stab me in the heart. That's a figure of speech. If they had really stabbed me, I would have ended up at the Hospital Emergency Room, and if I didn't have the proper insurance and identification, I would be dead since we all know what a mess the health care industry has turned into in this country.
I must state that, have stood in lines at government offices like for the renewal of driver's license and boat registration, etc. And, I don't think our government does such a bad job after all. Let's NATIONALIZE the whole works. They are all using monopoly money anyway so we might as well keep it with the one that can print it.
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This post made me laugh - something I haven't done a lot of with dealing with short sale offers. Thanks Jay.
someone get a house they want, the bank gets rid of a property they do not want and I get payed for what i do.
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BPO was approved and we were waiting for approval to open escrow and then BAM! Bank negotiator says Seller has MI. Seller contends and proves no MI on account. Paperwork faxed from escrow and Bank EOY statement. Bank's Customer Service even says no MI on account. Bank negotiator will not provide any proof of Seller MI thru emails and insists there's MI. Not once did negotiator say it's the Lender's MI.
After 3 weeks of trying to prove no Seller MI, negotiator states that Promissory Note by MI is required or cancel request. BTW, this Bank has a short sale classified has Home Retention. Seller cannot pay anything so Bank negotiator cancels request - Home Retention request - April 16. Foreclosure scheduled April 27. Foreclosure does not happen - postponed until May 27 because it's was under a Home Retention request. What? That was canceled already.
Bank says Freddie Mac moratorium required postponement. Bank says call Freddie Mac. Freddie Mac says the vacant home does not qualify for moratorium and escalates to Bank to foreclose.
No need to put the house up for short sale since Lender-owned MI will get in the way again. The house is desirable and gets multiple offers for the short sale, but the Bank takes too long and then is now bringing up the Lender-owned MI to be paid by the Seller. Get ready for even more frustration!
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